Kelly and I went for a walk this evening. There's a small greenspace near our home called Little Woodrose Park, and we went traipsing around there. Various fungus and animal detritus littered the trail, and Kelly spotted some amorphous brown blob which she took an interest in.
"Dad, look, it's a monkey uterus!"
"A monkey uterus!? Where's the monkey?"
"It's out there somewhere. It ejected the uterus, and went on it's way."