Midsection Report

I had my consult with Dr. Selby today, and considering all the factors:

• one definite colon cancer in the family, one possible
  
• a flex-sig last year, with subsequent identification of an internal hemmorhoid
  
• clean Hemacult test recently
  

we agreed that I do not need to rush out today and get a colonoscopy.

We also agreed that my next visit to the Snake Doctor "qbullet.smiley" should be for a colonoscopy rather than flex-sig, and that it should happen on my 45th birthday, two years earlier than he had scheduled my next flex-sig. Then every five years thereafter I get a colonoscopy.

So while most guys have a midlife crisis, I get to have a midsection crisis!