Sunday, August 5, 2001

Strange Fruit



Kelly and I went for a walk this evening. There's a small greenspace near our home called Little Woodrose Park, and we went traipsing around there. Various fungus and animal detritus littered the trail, and Kelly spotted some amorphous brown blob which she took an interest in.





"Dad, look, it's a monkey uterus!"





"A monkey uterus!? Where's the monkey?"





"It's out there somewhere. It ejected the uterus, and went on it's way."



Thursday, August 2, 2001

Whirlwind Tour



I'm back. The total trip time came to just under thirteen hours from leaving my house to returning. The meeting ended up being three hours rather than two, and I ate lunch with my boss and his boss' boss (though I really had nothing to say at the lunch, just listened and tried to look attentive and professional).





The flight turned into a sloth fest; I wasn't seated anywhere near the boss and marketing guru, so no shop talk. I ended up reading, over the two flights, 110 pages of Free Flight. It's pretty interesting, and well organized to make his case. I'll probably slow to a crawl now, since I don't have very many blocks of serious time for reading, and what time I do I'm usually more interested in vegging out after a long day. Speaking of which....



Wednesday, August 1, 2001

Tooth Fairies and Other Demi-Gods



As Jean was preparing for bed, I found out from her that Kelly has a new scam. She's already lost one tooth, and the second is wobbling in it's socket. But she doesn't want to surrender the tooth to the Tooth Fairy. Still, she wants the traditional loot. So she's made a passel of fake teeth, and placed one under her pillow this evening, since she thinks the real one is ready to go.





Jean says, "I don't know what to do. I mean, she's got like six of them!"





My take is that she gets no money until the real tooth goes, on the principle that the Tooth Fairy is sorta like Santa Claus, and has some degree of omniscience. I stumbled when telling Jean this, and initially said "omnipotence." This led to a giggle fest as we imagined a two-inch imp with imponderable power. A continent would surely be lost in the battle between the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny!



Travel, Ugh



Company confidentiality restrains me from mentioning the company, but I'm flying down to San Jose tomorrow for a customer visit for the first time in a couple of years. Worse, the total travel time, from home to airport to San Jose, and back until I'm home again, is gonna rack up 12 or more hours, but the meeting I'm participating in is scheduled to last two hours. I repeat, ugh.



New Economy Lingo



Alan Batie announced his unemployment from Acme Frommets in the New Lingo Way:





"The dot bombing finally caught up with me..." Apparently, this isn't a new usage. Guess I'm just not hep enough.



Hunky Dory



On the way to Willowbrook this morning, Kelly asked what hunky dory means. I told her, but said I didn't know where it came from.





"I think it comes from England," she said.





I didn't really have any insight into that, and it turns out it's probably wrong, but I said maybe.





"I think they used it on ships," she said. "Like, 'Everything is hunky dory, Captain!'"



More Fluctuations



Condolences to Alan Batie, the owner of Agora, which hosts this weblog. In his words, he's been 'dot-bombed', i.e. laid off. On a more selfish note, I'm hoping this doesn't impact Agora to the extent that he has to shut down. I've got this weblog and NOVA running here. While both have portable domain names, it would still be a pain in the keyster to move them to another site.